Alvin smiled back, and kissed her. "People talk about fools counting chickens before they hatch. That's nothing. We name them.

Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty.

Why do I feel a song coming on?" said Bean. The sarcastic words slipped out of him unbidden.

Ender began to eat, slowly and carefully, pretending not to notice he was the center of attention.

You honor our humble abode,' said Bean.'I do, don't I,' said Peter with a smile.

He was discovered with his feet stuck to the ceiling in the bathroom with his head stuffed in the toilet...

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