I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

I have nothing to declare except my genius.

No good deed goes unpunished.

Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything.Yes, murmured Lord Henry, settling his button-hole in his coat; and when they grow older they know it.

I like men who have a future and women who have a past.

The world is a stage and the play is badly cast.