The cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.

All that I desire to point out is the general principle that life imitates art far more than art imitates life.

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

There's nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It's a thing no married man knows anything about.

These days man knows the price of everything, but the value of nothing.

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.