A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding

A misanthrope I can understand - a womanthrope never

The fact is, you have fallen lately, Cecily, into a bad habit of thinking for yourself. You should give it up. It is not quite womanly... men don't like it.

Most men and women are forced to perform parts for which they have no qualification.