Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary.

But then one regrets the loss even of one's worst habits. Perhaps one regrets them the most. They are such an essential part of one's personality.

Most people are boring and stupid.

L'inferno e il paradiso sono tutti e due dentro di noi.

I am sick to death of cleverness. Everybody is clever nowadays.

It's an odd thing, but anyone who disappears is said to be seen in San Francisco.It must be a delightful city and possess all the attractions of the next world.

If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming, she is only a female.

Pray don't talk to me about the weather, Mr. Worthing. Whenever people talk to me about the weather, I always feel quite certain that they mean something else. And that makes me quite nervous.

The only real people are the people who never existed.