There's you. There's me. We love each other, and we have since we were kids, so we should be together. The end.

That don't look good," Kramisha said. "Not good at all." She paused and then her eyes went from me to Heath, whose attention was so focused on me I swear he didn't look like he would notice if a giant white elephant in a tutu danced around the room. "Ain't that the human kid who was down here before?

We got boobies!" the kid me said, gawking at my chest. "I'm really glad we got boobies. Finally.

Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches