To mistrust science and deny the validity of the scientific method is to resign your job as a human. You'd better go look for work as a plant or wild animal.

Rich white Protestant men have held on to some measure of power in America almost solely by getting women, blacks, and other disadvantaged groups to wear crippling foot fashions. This keeps them too busy with corns and bunions to compete in the job market.

In the past a man was expected to give his seat on a bus to a woman. Today it would be much more courteous for that man to give her his job.

People have a right to my food, a right to my housing, and a right to my good job for my decent pay.

If a journalist shows a facility for praise he's liable to be offered a job in public relations or advertising and the next thing you know he's got a big office, a huge salary and is living in a fine home with a lovely wife and swell kids - another career blown to hell.

The Soviet constitution guarantees everyone a job. A pretty scary idea, I'd say.