You're just Little Miss Optimist, aren't you? Do you come with accessories, like a glass half full and lemons to make into lemonade, too?

Here's a tip...If you leave a girl crying you're probably not doing your Don Juan routine right, asshole.

I'm good. And it's good to see you've kept up the tradition of getting the holy shit beat out of you,even when you're in a nice, civilized place.

Don't read it. Just shred and burn, or your eyes will melt.