Can't you just like a girl who likes you back?''None of them likes me back. I may as well like the one I really want.

Don't bite his face, Eleanor told herself. It's disturbing and needy and never happens in situation comedies or movies that end with big kisses.

Emergency dance party--go away.

Maybe we should go on lots of double dates,” Cath said, “and then we can get married on the same day in a double ceremony, in matching dresses, and the four of us will light the unity candle all at the same time.”“Pfft,” Levi said, “I’m picking out my own dress.

Well,” she said. “I’m frustrated.”“Don’t make me angry-kiss you.”“Give me the laundry.”“Tempers rising, faces flushed … This is how it happens.

I really am happy for Kiley. And for you and every other happily married lady. Except for that I'm not happy for you. I kind of want you all to drop dead.

Because being assaulted with maxi pads is a great way to win friends and influence people.

You can't make me do anything. I'm an adult. And I'm much stronger than you.""Upper body strength isn't everything; I have wiles.""Not really.""Yes, I do. I'm a woman. Women have wiles.""Some women. It's not like every woman is born wily.""If I don't have wiles, she said, "how come I can get you to do most anything I want?""You don't get me to do anything. I just do things. Because I love you.""Oh.""Christ, Georgie, don't sound so disappointed.

You're not a book person. And now you're not an internet person? What does that leave you?