How could you possibly have a dark secret involving the Star Wars prequels? Are you responsible for Jar Jar Binks?

Gabe?" she said."What?""I can't sleep.""Why not?""Star Wars!

I was born at the wrong time," she said. "And in the wrong climate. It should be 1983, and I should be sitting outside Mann's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California.

What were they thinking when they scheduled this movie for December?" Troy said. "They weren't thinking of us, I can tell you. May," he said, shaking his head. "May is when you release a Star Wars movie. If this movie were a May movie, the line would already be around the block.

I saw the prequels in the theater," Gabe said. "When I was a kid. I thought they were awesome""And now?" she asked."They're my first love," he said. "I can't be objective.

What's your favorite Star Wars movie?" Gabe asked. Uncharacteristically. Elena looked over at him."You might as well ask me who my favorite child is," Troy said.

If you broke Elena's heart, Star Wars would spill out. This was a holy day for her -- it was a cosmic event. This was her planets lining up. (Tatooine, Coruscant, Hoth.)