A good night sleep, or a ten minute bawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine.

I'm being ironic. Don't interrupt a man in the midst of being ironic, it's not polite. There!

Christ, you could massacre half a Hindu village and still look like Peter Rabbit. What are you stuffed with?”“Chocolate bars. And I keep six kinds of ice-cream in my icebox, when I can afford it.

Was there any special reason for selecting French chocolate ice cream to spoon into the broadcasting unit?'Brock thought about it and smiled. 'It’s my favorite flavor.''Oh,' said the doctor. 'I figured, hell, what’s good enough for me is good enough for the radio transmitter.' 'What made you think of spooning ice cream into the radio?''It was a hot day.

A woman's voice answered, "Hello?"Walter cried back at her, "Hello, oh Lord, hello!""This is a recording," recited the woman's voice. "Miss Helen Arasumian is not home. Will you leave a message on the wire spool so she may call you when she returns? Hello? This is a recording. Miss Helen Arasumian is not home. Will you leave a message -"He hung up.He sat with his mouth twitching.On second thought he redialed that number."When Miss Helen Arasumian comes home," he said, "tell her to go to hell.

Y el amor está unido al humor, ¿no es cierto? Pues no se puede amar a alguien si no se está dispuesto a aguantarlo. Y no se puede aguantar constantemente a alguien sin reírse de el, ¿no es verdad?(El hombre ilustrado)

I want to hold onto this funny thing. God, it's gotten big on me. I don't know what it is. I'm so damned unhappy, I'm so mad, and I don't know why. I feel like I'm putting on weight. I feel fat. I feel like I'm saving a lot of things, and I don't know what. I might even start reading books.