15 Quotes by Robert A. Heinlein about Humor
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
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Daughters can spend ten percent more than a man can make in any usual occupation. That’s a law of nature, to be known henceforth as ‘Harshaw’s Law.
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Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get.
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Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.
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The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.
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Nothing could go wrong because nothing had...I meant "nothing would." No - Then I quit trying to phrase it, realizing that if time travel ever became widespread, English grammar was going to have to add a whole new set of tenses to describe reflexive situations - conjugations that would make the French literary tenses and the Latin historical tenses look simple.
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Women talk when they want to. Or don't.
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I often calculate odds on horse races; the civil service computermen frequently program such requests. But the results are so at variance with expectations that I have concluded either that the data is too meager, or the horses or riders are not honest. Possibly all three.
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Were you born stupid, Heinrich, or did you have to study?
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