Crystal ball and candle light, I want your dance tonight. Show me the power of love as we stand together in the middle of the night.

Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty.

Don't trust banks, trust math.

Let your eyes talk, mouth listens and ear sleeps.

The only difference between me and a famous writer is that I do not want to be famous.

There are several theories on sex and all of them are lies.

Given a choice between goose egg and heartache, I would choose heartache.

I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man.

Asia is an entertainment, Europe is a dream, America is an imprisonment and Rest is a nightmare.