Commander Vimes always says that when life hands you a mess of spaghetti, you just keep pulling until you find a meatball.

A banker? Me?""Yes, Mr. Lipwig.""But I don't know anything about running a bank!""Good. No preconceived ideas.""I've robbed banks!""Capital! Just reverse your thinking," said Lord Vetinari, beaming. "The money should be on the inside.

Look out! He's got a daisy!

Why are you always in such a hurry, Mr. Lipwig?”“Because people don’t like change. But make the change happen fast enough and you go from one type of normal to another.