12 Quotes by Victor Borge about Funny
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One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.
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I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.
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(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?
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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
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(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?
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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
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I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
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He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
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