I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

I like children - fried.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.