The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.The one that's out always looks the best

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it.

There’s nothing in common between politics and civilization.

And, when the votes are counted, let everybody, including the candidates, get into a good humor as quick as they got into a bad one.

We all joke about Congress but we can't improve on them. Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad as the one he replaces?