My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

Personally, I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting.

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.

A joke is a very serious thing.

This paper, by its very length, defends itself from ever being read.