504 Quotes About Joke

Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other.

Some men are dogs; some dogs are women.

Jesus is baffled by Tinder. He wants to love his matches, but is strictly celibate. The Holy Ghost does all of Jesus’ fucking for him. Apparently, Jesus calls his penis Lazarus because he has to raise it from the dead. It takes a miracle to get it up. Only torture porn gets him hard.

Wealth seldom fails to breed the fear of poverty.

Your... Your aura. It's... amazing. It's shining. I mean, it always shines, but today... Well I've never seen anything like it. I didn't expect that after everything that happened.'I shifted around uncomfortably. If I lit up around Dimitri normally, what on earth happened to my aura post-sex?

Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they almost always have to remind you to miss them).

Creating a business that doesn't require a sacrifice of your happiness and family is no joke. Choose lifestyle over business.Create a lifestyle business.

Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him.

We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.