323 Quotes About Random

I said 'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't speak Swedish.''Well, of course you don't. Neither do I. Who the hell speaks Swedish?

I love jell-o. I love the way it comes in rainbow colours, wiggles and jiggles and looks like brains.

For now. But if I ever decide you're useless, you are a dead man."To be killed by you is to be desired more than a life excluded from your service."Bravo." Her Imperial Viciousness laughed with genuine feeling. "Bra-vo!

The Maddoxes could sense trouble. At least it seemed that way, because whenever there was a fight, they had either started it, or finished it. Usually both.

Luck is not as random as you think.Before that lottery ticket won the jackpot, someone had to buy it.

Did you ever wish you had a book that would explain the full meaning of life's random happenings to you?

Seeing is believing

You think I pretend weakness?"She nodded. "Not weakness, but you like to let others think they're in control, when it's you.

Are you watching the boats?" Cornelia guessed. She craned her neck to see if there was any excitement on the river.Heavens no, I'm spying on people," Virginia responded unrepentantly.-Cornelia E and Virginia Somerset