323 Quotes About Random

Her memories were beads jumbled loose in a box, unstrung.

The last time I checked, I wasn’t the one who tripped over a glass container of sugar that I had myself dropped... after, of course, having received several bruises from an attempt to retrieve a flip-flop that had somehow ended up in the sink.

And never farting pointed to guilt in the courthouse of my mind.

For the record, the proposal was just a courtesy. You would have been mine regardless. -KANE

I knew I was in deep shit. I didn’t know how deep—just that I still hadn’t touched bottom.

I don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.

That proves you are unusual," returned the Scarecrow; "and I am convinced that the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.

Insane means fewer cameras!

A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself. What a man can be, he must be