44 Quotes by A. P. Herbert

Justice should be cheap but judges expensive.

As my poor father used to say In 1963, Once people start on all this Art Goodbye, moralitee! And what my father used to say Is good enough for me.

If nobody said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth.

Don't let's go to the dogs tonight, For mother will be there.

The portions of a woman which appeal to man's depravity Are constructed with considerable care.

The portions of a woman which appeal to man's depravity

Well, fancy giving money to the Government! Might as well have put it down the drain. Fancy giving money to the Government! Nobody will see the stuff again. Well, they've not idea what money's for- Ten to one they'll start another war. I've heard a lot of silly things, but, Lor'! Fancy giving money to the Government!

aven, I have given up smoking again!... God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the lungs are fine.

The rain is plentious but, by God's decree,