151 Quotes by A.K. Kuykendall

Horror writers...trouble writing? The Force cannot help you. You must tap into the dark side.

The child’s name is missing an ‘I’ and a ‘space’ before the D. It also requires an N after the A. The truth of the child’s purpose is to DEMAND. But to reverse the name of the child, all’s you need is an N after the M, for the child is DAMNED.

I don't know about you, but love and marriage helps me write better. Why? My wife expects a bigger ring. Duh!

Investing is skill, knowledge, and research. But in reverse.

Oh dolly, crikey; oh golly gee. How many faces do you see? Is it one? Two? Three? Gee whiz, it can't be. There are many, many faces on her ravaged body.

You really have no clue who or what I am, do you? How much of a threat I am to you and yours. My priests and my darlings do. There's no way out for them. There's no way out for you.

Melania Trump wanted two things: a sugar daddy and to be an American citizen. She got, instead, the worse version of the American dream.