70 Quotes by Aaron Allston

If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.

There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.

Violence is the first refuge of the violent.

Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in.

Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.

The way to a man's heart is through his chest.

This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.