76 Quotes by Aaron Kyle Andresen

Some shoot for the stars. I shoot for the transdimensional multiverse.

I want to be my children’s hero.

It is said that true love lasts forever – the pain tells me they were right.I didn’t know what love was before my children were born, and I didn’t find myself until we parted ways.

I'm not a fan of time a lot of the time...wow, maybe I should appreciate it more. It made this sentence possible.

I'm not going to get mad. I have control over my emotions. Little babies complain about video games. Men get back up and do it again and just fucking win, so that's what I'm going to do.

How many dicks does a man have to suck to get a penguin dab around here?

Heroes are flawed. It is my hope to be called someone’s hero. If anything, I can say I am my own hero. I can only say that because the greatest Hero of all taught me how to believe in myself. He has always protected my spirit, and though I’ve run an exhilarating race to the peak of my ability, I’ve made many mistakes. He has always been there to pick me up and carry me when I’ve been too weak to continue moving forward. I am grateful.

Would you believe me if I told you an entire world was at your fingertips? What if I told you that all pain and suffering in your life could come to an end once and for all? Would you be intrigued? Would you smile? Would you weep in reverence? Would you find beauty in the smallest pleasures in life again? Would you rise from the ashes to conquer your demons and find your truest, most Divine Self? I did, and so can you.

I'm the most confident failure in the world right now, and I love every God damn second of it.