105 Quotes by Abbi Waxman

Since when had my little kid turned into the Spanish Inquisition? Nobody expects that.

Nothing. The first thing you should always do is nothing.

You had to STAY married in the brief pauses between BEING married and those pauses so often had to be rescheduled.

The trivia, the reading, the book club... they were simply weapons of self-defense.

That’s one positive thing about texting; you can pause and consider your options, whereas in face-to-face conversation, a silence of three minutes would be weird.

As her good friend Leah once said, she wasn’t mean; she was painfully accurate.