31 Quotes by Abe Lemons

Maybe it would be best for me to finish at 599. People seem to like you better when you finish just short.

You always catch the wrong players.

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.

I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.

If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'

Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.

Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.

Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.

They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.