297 Quotes by Abigail Roux

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    You realize we’re looking at our future, right? Two of us in a retirement home, bitching about our catheters and heated blankets.

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    Deuce, the maid of honor died at your wedding,” Ty said.“Well, I didn’t kill her,” Deuce argued.

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    Where do we have it? Do we do the whole nine yards or shorten the ceremony? Do we try to make it religious or keep it nondenominational? Do you have a best man or do you ask Annie to stand with you? Do we involve our families, make one of them travel? Does Chester get to put a corsage on his shovel? If we have to go to Texas, can I put Barnum in a bow tie and have him be the bouncer for the reception?

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    And you can’t call your mama and tell her you got hitched?” Mara shouted at Ty.“She gon’ beat his ass,” Digger observed from the kitchen.

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