79 Quotes by Abigail Van Buren

"Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love."

"True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance."

"SO the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, "Loneliness is the ultimate poverty""

"It's true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place."

"Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them."

"So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!"

"It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It's cruel, it's brutal, it's inhumane, and most people don't want it."

"If you don't value what you have, you're sure to lose it."

"Then, there's the modern mother-in-law. In her mid 40s, she is the compact car of her breed: efficient, trim, attractive and in harmony with her times. She's pretty stiff competition for the plain young matron who's overweight and under-financed. If there is going to be friction in this relationship, it could start from envy and resentment in the younger woman. But Father Time is on her side, even if Mother Nature played her a dirty trick"

"There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create."