7 Quotes by Abria Mattina

I underestimated your laziness.” “It’s pronounced intelligence, Kirk.

You know, you’re kind of a badass.” “Please, if I had balls they’d be bigger than yours.

Why am I surrounded by sluts and morons?

You have a certain charm, believe it or not. That, and you feed me.

I solved world hunger.”
“Yeah, right.”
“Oh, ye of little faith.”
“You realize that solving world hunger would mean you’d be doing something good for a change?”
“Ah, but there’s the kicker: I destroyed my solutions.” He finally looks away from the window and gives me this cocky smirk. “Malevolence 101, Kirk.

I’m going to kill you, you know.

My phone buzzes in my shirt pocket, and Frank takes a step back to let me answer it. I’ve got another text from Jem.What does the breast part look like? I think I’ve got it upside-down. “The fuck?” Frank says.“He’s talking about the turkey.”“Oh. Jesus. I mean…good.”“Jem knows what human breasts look like.”Frank shudders. “I can’t deal with this,” he mutters and stalks away.