244 Quotes by Adam Carolla

I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

It's hard to say when it will start, ... I'm not being evasive; I really have no idea. Right now, I hope it's later rather than sooner.

No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

It's hard to say when it will start,

I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

It should be like a salmon taking to open water, ... I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.

I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life, ... So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.