244 Quotes by Adam Carolla

The God's honest truth is that I'm probably funnier, but he's smarter. Here's the thing about Stern -- he's really a smart guy. He's nutty. He's outrageous. He's all those things, but he's also a very smart guy.

I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the 'Every vote counts.'

I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.

I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.

I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'