244 Quotes by Adam Carolla

The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.

If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.

I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.

No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.

It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.

A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.

I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.