76 Quotes by Adam Ferrara

I talk a lot about women in my act, ’cause let’s face it – if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

If you're in California, and it's raining, stay home because nobody can drive in the rain. It's like it's raining frogs. They're terrified.

What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell - I'll never know why!

I want a '57 Starfire Olds.