4 Quotes by Adam Jay Epstein

I want my lobster in bite-sized pieces! How dare you make me chew more than thrice?

Gilbert tried to reason with the smoke hound. “I am a frog,” he explained. “You are a puff of black smoke shaped like a dog. We are not related.

A door is not a door when it is ajar.” There.

And I’m sorry I ever called you an arrogant know-it-all.” “I never heard you say that.” “Well, it wasn’t to your face.