68 Quotes by Adam Mansbach

I try to write in the mornings, as soon as I'm up and caffeinated, and to stay in the chair as long as I can be productive.

I've always been really involved in figuring out who my audience is and how to reach them.

I've probably done more than a thousand interviews, and I can't remember what people asked me two months ago or two days ago.

If anything, I was a prodigious eater of everything that was put in front of me. That was probably the only thing my parents wouldn't complain about.

If you're a novelist, as I am in real life, you're usually so desperate for any kind of feedback.

It's hilarious to me that by writing an obscene fake children's book I am mistaken for a parenting expert.

My approach is to treat writing very much as a job.

My mother is really the person I learned to curse from. She discourages me from saying that in interviews. But it's true.

My wife likes me to point out that she puts our daughter down to sleep more often than I do, which gives me time to write stupid books about it.