284 Quotes by Adam Sandler

I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.

I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet.

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said - you can do that.

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest

When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me of my own parents.

My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund.

When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much.