284 Quotes by Adam Sandler

I do love the movies I've done in the past,

I choose to ignore hell in my life. When I was a little kid I asked my Dad "Am I going to go to hell?" because I'd heard about hell. And he said, "Nothing you're gonna do will get you into hell." And so I got to ignore it.

One night I couldn't sleep. It was like 2:00 in the morning. I was thinking, 'What can I do?' I'm watching TV. I'm like, 'Let me do something else.' I'm not going to fall asleep for a few hours. What are my hobbies? There was the masturbation option. I skipped that because just knowing my kids are down the hall I felt psychotic. So, I went with watching more TV. I couldn't come up with anything. I was going, 'God, read a book.' Then I was like this, 'Where do I keep the books?' I've got nothing to do but watch TV.

My hobbies are run-on sentences.

I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell.

I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things.

I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.

I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do.