284 Quotes by Adam Sandler

I’m getting older, and it happens. You don’t care as much. I don’t care about too much anymore. I’ve got to think about that a little bit.

With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.

The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.

My name is Adam. My father’s name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it’s alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, ‘Is Adam there?’ My father would say, ‘This is Adam.’ My friends would say, ‘Adam, you were so wasted last night.’

When you’re shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It’s an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you’d like to be.

I don’t want want to go to jail, I’m fragile.

I do love the films I’ve done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we’re trying to make people laugh and I’m very proud of that.

SNL is a home. You’ve got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it’s a great time.

I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.