284 Quotes by Adam Sandler

I never had a speech from my father ‘this is what you must do or shouldn’t do’ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.

I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.

My sisters are stronger and my brother’s bigger than me.

My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund.

I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it’s just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can’t be wrong.

My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don’t have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don’t pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone’s grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

I’ve got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I’m the only person who ever tried that.