284 Quotes by Adam Sandler

I don’t want my kid to hear any of the albums that I’ve made.

I’m not looking to get away from anything. I like what I’ve done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible.

It’s just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies – Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call.

It’s important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

My buddies, we’ve always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out – that’s the goal.

I’ve always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.

Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

I’m filthy rich! It’s good to be Adam Sandler!

I’ve got the kid. I feel a little more relief that I don’t have to just think about myself too much.