284 Quotes by Adam Sandler

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I’d make one that I can’t get yelled at for.

I’m just looking to make good movies and looking to be as good as I can be in them and that’s about it. But I feel much more comfortable doing a comedy, but the fact that I got to try a few dramas, I feel I’ve tested myself a little bit.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing ‘Maria’ from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

Put on your yarmulkahHere comes HannukahSo much funnukahTo celebrate Hannukah.

When I’m up there, and I know the show’s coming to a close, in my head I’m saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That’s what I don’t like so much.

I’ve been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I’m driving, I hear I’m a moron. I like being a moron.

My mother says to me, when I’m making a new movie, she says, “Oh, is Steve Buscemi in it?” I’d say, “Yeah.” And she, “Oh, then it’s going to be a good one.” I swear to God, she says that every time. And when I say Steve’s not in it, she says, “Oh.”

It’s nice when little teams win.