284 Quotes by Adam Sandler

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as it's just easier for when my friends go, 'Hey, what happened?' 'Oh, she's dead. I'd still be with her, but she's dead. What can I do? She was loving me, but she's dead.'

I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.

I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.

My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.

In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I'm the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.

Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.

I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.