20 Quotes by Al Capp

Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed if necessary.

Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most.

My work is being destroyed almost as soon as it is printed. One day it is being read; the next day someone's wrapping fish in it.

There are certain books in the world which every searcher for truth must know: the Bible, the Critique of Pure Reason, the Origin of Species, and Karl Marx's Capital.

Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed of necessary.

What's good for General Bullmoose is good for the U.S.A.!

As far as unwed mothers on welfare are concerned, it seems to me that they must be capable of some other form of labor.

Today, at Harvard, any student with the currently fashionable color of skin is given rights denied to students of the currently unfashionable color.

Don't be a pal to your son. Be his father. What child needs a 40-year-old for a friend?