372 Quotes by Al Franken

You can't change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.

Hi, James. I have a radio show on Air America Radio, and something we do is check stuff that doesn't sound right to us.

Hey, (Rep. Lindsey) Graham is going to give some reply. Why don't you come to this press conference?

When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.

Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.

The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers - one that would protect Americans' liberty at all times - both in war, and in peace.

My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home. We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we'd discuss it with our parents.

I don't know if it was my people. Probably the mall people. Yeah. I kept questioning the shape of the jeans. They didn't look like jeans that I know.

Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.