13 Quotes by Al Swearengen

Bloodletting on my premises that I ain't approved I take as a f***ing affront. It puts me off my feed.

Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny.

The question is: until reinforced, can we learn the ways of church mice.

Yeah, the cut throats and the pigs. But who wants all that blood spilled, judge, huh? Isn't there a simpler way of not pissing off the big vipers?