245 Quotes by Al Yankovic

Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you'll be watching TV, and it'll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you'll actually find yourself thinking, 'I don't want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to 'The Flintstones?''

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.

I don't watch anything on a regular basis - I tend to binge-watch things.

I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!

I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.

I've always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That's something that I've been proactive about.

I'm obviously not a rapper, and I don't have any claims to be one, really.

People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.