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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I've been able to hang around longer than most "serious" acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
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That's a big part of my life - doing things that I'm not prepared to do. Doing things that I don't know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them. I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I'll catch up.
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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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I've always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it! Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I'd just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.
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Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
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Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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