245 Quotes by Al Yankovic

As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

I'll bet every great thinker and leader we've got

I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.

Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you'll be watching TV, and it'll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you'll actually find yourself thinking, 'I don't want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to 'The Flintstones'?'

I'm very analytical, I'm very precise. I mean, I don't write for kids.

Sometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.

If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.

Beans, beans, the magic legumes – the more you ingest, the more you consume.

The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I’ve parodied over the years.