245 Quotes by Al Yankovic

People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.

Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.

You don't need to be defined by your job.

I think my chances of getting into the Rock 'N' Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli's.

I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.

I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.

There aren't that many superstars around anymore.

I start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits - and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!

There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.